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Well, shucks.
It appears, Fred, that I am stuck.
Game of Meows
Dear Fred. I ruled Westeros today. I let Luna take a two minute swig at it, too, but I’ve been sleeping on the Iron Throne the whole day to establish my dominance.
The White Neck Thing
Dear Fred,
I talked about the white thing that my human put around my neck earlier this year. Let me share more of the torture she put me through.
First, she wouldn’t let me out of the carrier cars, even though I love to explore the interior of the car when we’re driving.
Then, this happened.
A lot.
High Blade and His Tongue
Blade’s teeth were disgusting so the human had them cleaned. She had mine cleaned too, probably just because she’s vindictive — I’m sure mine were perfectly fine.
This was taken from the vet’s Facebook page. Blade had to have a sleeping potion before they cleaned his teeth and the result was his tongue permanently sticking out.
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And once he was revived, he flopped around like a seal.
Poor chap. See what we have to endure at the hands of our human? I should vomit next to her bed. That’ll show her.
A Tale of a White Thing, my Ex-friend Twine, and an Irritating Rat
Dear Fred,
My human has gone and done it again. We have had a crazy few months.
First, she took me to the atrocious, stinky vet on February 14, 2017. I woke up feeling weird and with a big white thing on my neck that I tried very hard to take off. I was even successful a couple of times until my human tightened it with twine. (I thought twine and I were friends, but we’re definitely not anymore.)
I looked atrocious.
I couldn’t figure out how to walk. Naturally, Blade being afraid of literally everything new, was terrified of me. I don’t blame him, for once.
About a month after this thing that my human calls “spaying”, she comes home with the ugliest, most irritating rat I’ve ever seen. I was so pissed off. How could she try to replace me? I yelled at both my human and the rat for a week.
This was her first day in my territory. Look at that stupid smug face:
My human kept telling everyone that the new rat was being attacked by dogs and covered and shit when she was found. The new rat couldn’t walk very well, either. But I knew the truth: my human was trying to replace me with a younger ginger.
The rat has been named Luna. She and I fight a lot, mostly because she can’t seem to leave my tail alone.
Friday Nights
Whiskers
Fred,
My human had a stuffed cat named Whiskers when she was a little girl. About a year ago she brought it home. I didn’t much care for it. But Blade did.
Winter is Coming
this is how we let our human know that winter is coming.
Don’t Say “Wishy Washy”
Fred,
In case you didn’t know, whispering “wishy washy” is just about the scariest thing in the world.
Human edit: There was a time when Blade was a kitten and I tried whistling around them for the first time. Arya ended up turning into Mr. Hide, yowled and bitch-slapped him. He was so confused. I don’t know why that happened.
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