High Blade and His Tongue

Blade’s teeth were disgusting so the human had them cleaned.  She had mine cleaned too, probably just because she’s vindictive — I’m sure mine were perfectly fine.

This was taken from the vet’s Facebook page.  Blade had to have a sleeping potion before they cleaned his teeth and the result was his tongue permanently sticking out.

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And once he was revived, he flopped around like a seal.

Poor chap. See what we have to endure at the hands of our human? I should vomit next to her bed. That’ll show her.

Don’t Say “Wishy Washy”

Fred,

In case you didn’t know, whispering “wishy washy” is just about the scariest thing in the world.

 

Human edit: There was a time when Blade was a kitten and I tried whistling around them for the first time.  Arya ended up turning into  Mr. Hide, yowled and bitch-slapped him.  He was so confused. I don’t know why that happened.