Don’t Say “Wishy Washy”


In case you didn’t know, whispering “wishy washy” is just about the scariest thing in the world.


Human edit: There was a time when Blade was a kitten and I tried whistling around them for the first time.  Arya ended up turning into  Mr. Hide, yowled and bitch-slapped him.  He was so confused. I don’t know why that happened.


A Horror Movie

Dear Fred,

I watched the scariest movie ever made. Sheer horror.  It may come as a surprise to you that I can experience fear.  Believe me, I am not proud of it.  I didn’t let my human know how terrified I was, of course.  I let her hold me and snuggle me with warm towels so that she would feel safe and reassured.


Because, you know, watching Disney’s 101 Dalmatians is a terrifying experience.