Blade has ben missing since yesterday. My human and I had a very bad night. Please send thoughts to him to get his butt back home. I’ve been sitting at the door meowing nonstop, and he won’t listen.
The three of us have fun together:
We miss him. I swear, Blade, if you die out there, I’ll kill you.
My human has been away for a couple of weeks. She left us with some folks called Cuddle Inn. Blade’s afraid of them, but that was expected cuz he’s a big old scaredy cat. I’m getting along with them just fine.
I’d probably have more time to actually get to know them if my human wasn’t so damn clingy. She keeps skyping me.
Here’s Blade trying to say hi before desperately scrambling back into the cupboard he’s decided to permanently hide in:
And a little something the Cuddle Inn folks took:
To my human: if you’re reading this, I’m not saying that we miss you or anything but I do think you should come back soon. You know, for your own sake and such. You must miss giving us belly rubs or feeding us tuna or sharing that yellow ribbon with us. Right?
Oh my goodness, Fred, you have got to see this video! It’s brilliant. It’s beyond brilliant. It deserves an Oscar!
My silly human was trying to trim my claws. Naturally, I got angry, and kept scratching her and yowling. How dare she try to trim my claws??
She came to her senses eventually, though, and decided to make it up to me by showing me this amazing video. I have decided to forgive her attempt to trim my claws. She’s back in my good books. I might even love her.
This video is going to keep me smiling for days!
EDIT: akfdhakdjsfhadsfkjf Fred. My bloody human apparently trimmed my claws while I was watching the video. I HATE HER.
I have been traveling. My human and I went on a road trip to Agra, where I met her family. I, of course, proceeded to make them all fall in love with me because I am fabulous.
And you know what? My human’s mother is pretty fabulous too. She made a cozy bed for me, out of my human’s old sweater. (I think it suits me better, anyway.)
It was a perfect Christmas gift. I love it. Sleeping on it makes me feel the way Daenerys Targaryen would if she ever reaches the Iron Throne.