FRED, I HATE OTHER CATS. Even Blade randomly pisses me off, though you know how much I love him. I enjoy bathing him because heaven knows he doesn’t do a good enough job by himself, but one paw out of line and I switch from grooming to smacking in an instant.
When intruders appear on the other side of the front screen door, I threaten them loudly enough for the world to hear. One such intruder appeared recently, and I even chased after the idiot.
Human edit: Arya went running into an adjacent room, thinking she was following the outside cat who had run off to the right. What a derp. The video starts as she returns, realising her mistake. Blade continues to complain about the intruder very loudly to me.
My human tried pushing an already filled bowl of food towards me today. Who does she think I am, giving me food that’s out already! I demanded new food, insisted so hard for an hour, that she had to comply. She took out a new bowl, poured some food into it, and then presented it to me. Only then did I begin my breakfast.