My human had a stuffed cat named Whiskers when she was a little girl. About a year ago she brought it home. I didn’t much care for it. But Blade did.
In case you didn’t know, whispering “wishy washy” is just about the scariest thing in the world.
Human edit: There was a time when Blade was a kitten and I tried whistling around them for the first time. Arya ended up turning into Mr. Hide, yowled and bitch-slapped him. He was so confused. I don’t know why that happened.
FRED, I HATE OTHER CATS. Even Blade randomly pisses me off, though you know how much I love him. I enjoy bathing him because heaven knows he doesn’t do a good enough job by himself, but one paw out of line and I switch from grooming to smacking in an instant.
When intruders appear on the other side of the front screen door, I threaten them loudly enough for the world to hear. One such intruder appeared recently, and I even chased after the idiot.
Human edit: Arya went running into an adjacent room, thinking she was following the outside cat who had run off to the right. What a derp. The video starts as she returns, realising her mistake. Blade continues to complain about the intruder very loudly to me.