The White Neck Thing

Dear Fred,

I talked about the white thing that my human put around my neck earlier this year. Let me share more of the torture she put me through.

First, she wouldn’t let me out of the carrier cars, even though I love to explore the interior of the car when we’re driving.

Then, this happened.

A lot.

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High Blade and His Tongue

Blade’s teeth were disgusting so the human had them cleaned. ¬†She had mine cleaned too, probably just because she’s vindictive — I’m sure mine were perfectly fine.

This was taken from the vet’s Facebook page. ¬†Blade had to have a sleeping potion before they cleaned his teeth and the result was his tongue permanently sticking out.

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And once he was revived, he flopped around like a seal.

Poor chap. See what we have to endure at the hands of our human? I should vomit next to her bed. That’ll show her.