In case you didn’t know, whispering “wishy washy” is just about the scariest thing in the world.
Human edit: There was a time when Blade was a kitten and I tried whistling around them for the first time. Arya ended up turning into Mr. Hide, yowled and bitch-slapped him. He was so confused. I don’t know why that happened.
FRED, I HATE OTHER CATS. Even Blade randomly pisses me off, though you know how much I love him. I enjoy bathing him because heaven knows he doesn’t do a good enough job by himself, but one paw out of line and I switch from grooming to smacking in an instant.
When intruders appear on the other side of the front screen door, I threaten them loudly enough for the world to hear. One such intruder appeared recently, and I even chased after the idiot.
Human edit: Arya went running into an adjacent room, thinking she was following the outside cat who had run off to the right. What a derp. The video starts as she returns, realising her mistake. Blade continues to complain about the intruder very loudly to me.
I found a box in a box. Yes, you heard me correctly. A bloody box in a box.
Naturally, I claimed it.
Sod off, Blade.
My human tried pushing an already filled bowl of food towards me today. Who does she think I am, giving me food that’s out already! I demanded new food, insisted so hard for an hour, that she had to comply. She took out a new bowl, poured some food into it, and then presented it to me. Only then did I begin my breakfast.