The Box in a Box Acquisition

Dear Fred,

I found a box in a box.  Yes, you heard me correctly. A bloody box in a box.

Arya in box 1

Naturally, I claimed it.

Arya in box 2

Sod off, Blade.

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An Alien Machine

Dear Fred,

At our old apartment, my human didn’t let me see how she cleaned her clothes.  I kinda just assumed that she licked them all, as any sane being is wont to do.  But at this new place, I saw her put her clothes into a gigantic metal box.

(Why are boxes made of metal, anyway?  That’s so stupid. Everything should be made of cardboard.

I love cardboard boxes.)

I have no idea how this metal box is supposed to clean her clothes.  But I’ve put it under my “To Watch Closely Because is Probably Evil” list.

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One Fort to Rule Them All

Dearest Fred (aka the lovely Internet),

I write to you from Helm’s Deep, trying to hold my ground against an army of orcs. Circumstances are dire, Fred, and I fear the worst.  I don’t even have a sword.  I will, however, do my human proud, and fight with all the bravery and might I can muster.

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If I survive this, I will let my human play with the green mouse of mine I’m always having to hide so that she doesn’t hog it.

Pray for me, Fred.