FRED, I HATE OTHER CATS. Even Blade randomly pisses me off, though you know how much I love him. I enjoy bathing him because heaven knows he doesn’t do a good enough job by himself, but one paw out of line and I switch from grooming to smacking in an instant.
When intruders appear on the other side of the front screen door, I threaten them loudly enough for the world to hear. One such intruder appeared recently, and I even chased after the idiot.
Human edit: Arya went running into an adjacent room, thinking she was following the outside cat who had run off to the right. What a derp. The video starts as she returns, realising her mistake. Blade continues to complain about the intruder very loudly to me.