No sign of Blade in over week. The idiot is off on an adventure, somewhere. I think we should rename him Bilbo. There are rumours of a bunch of black cats a few streets over. I bet he’s joined a gang.
Extensive searches, ‘missing’ posters, and the smell of tuna have all proved futile. My human and I are both pretty distressed. I miss my minion. He was quite a cuddler when he wanted to be.
My human’s friend made this in honour of Blade.
I want one too. Maybe I can convince him to make one of people worshipping me…
Blade, I swear if I ever see your face again I’m going to lick it then ignore it for four hours.