The Paper Vomiter

Dear Fred,

We have a new member of our household.  He’s black, and he vomits paper.

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At first I was wary of him.  Surely someone who spits out paper can’t be trusted?

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After watching him for a while I began to pity him.  Vomiting paper mustn’t be a terribly enjoyable experience.  I asked him if he needed some help.

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He proceeded to spit paper in my face.

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I don’t think it was intentional, so I’ve decided to accept him.

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He isn’t so bad.  Plus, he’s warm.

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