We have a new member of our household. He’s black, and he vomits paper.
At first I was wary of him. Surely someone who spits out paper can’t be trusted?
After watching him for a while I began to pity him. Vomiting paper mustn’t be a terribly enjoyable experience. I asked him if he needed some help.
He proceeded to spit paper in my face.
I don’t think it was intentional, so I’ve decided to accept him.
He isn’t so bad. Plus, he’s warm.