Dear Fred,

I’d be a fabulous actress.

I’m putting together a sophisticated portfolio for Hollywood.  (I’m also sending a sachet of catnip to Natalie Portman for when she finds she’s been outperformed, and is in need of comfort.)

A little taste of the portfolio:-

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I meow in a crowded room, but no one hears.




AAAHHHMAAAGAHHHD is that a tassle???!?!?!


Guuurl, go eat some tuna, cuz your breath stinks.


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Yeah. You came to the wrong neighbourhood.

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Quiet! That cardboard box is about to move. Any second now.



And finally, my amazing headshot:-

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Bite it, Portman.


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