I’d be a fabulous actress.
I’m putting together a sophisticated portfolio for Hollywood. (I’m also sending a sachet of catnip to Natalie Portman for when she finds she’s been outperformed, and is in need of comfort.)
A little taste of the portfolio:-
I meow in a crowded room, but no one hears.
AAAHHHMAAAGAHHHD is that a tassle???!?!?!
Guuurl, go eat some tuna, cuz your breath stinks.
Yeah. You came to the wrong neighbourhood.
Quiet! That cardboard box is about to move. Any second now.
And finally, my amazing headshot:-
Bite it, Portman.