My human is so self-centered. She ignores me when she works. I think it’s awfully rude of her. I jump into her lap to show her just how selfish she’s being.
Sometimes, she has the audacity to keep writing and typing and being selfish. It’s really one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.
Once in a while she does show some sign of intelligence, and it dawns on her that I’m much better than her work. So she drops everything and pays attention to me. I’m quite nice to her when she does that.
Le sigh. I wish she was this smart everyday.