Welcome to 2014. My human ditched me to go travel with her family for a few days. I was left with something called Cuddle Inn.
Naturally, the Cuddle Inn family fell in love with me because I am fabulous.
I became rather fond of a quilt. I could lose myself in it for hours. I should make my human buy one.
After much consideration, I allowed the Cuddle Inn owner to become my friend.
Since my human ditched me, I thought I’d just stick to my new friend out of spite. But when she brought me home, she showered me with hugs and new toys. I decided to forgive her.
Cuz, you know what, Fred? It sure as hell feels wonderful to be home.