Dear Fred,

I have detected a new threat. I sit uncharacteristically still for long periods of time to observe its every move.  “Know thy enemy.” Isn’t that how the saying goes?

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My new target is feathered, malicious, and absolutely needs to be eliminated without delay. Annoyingly, my attempts to trick my human into opening the screen door when I’m hiding right behind the curtains have fallen short.

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But fear not. When the time is ripe, I swear to you I will eat that pigeon.


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