I have made a truce with my arch-enemy: Laptop. You see, my human spends an atrociously large amount of time with him. It made me, understandably, rather jealous.
I tried many ways to convince her that I am prettier.
After weeks of warring, Laptop and I have come to an agreement in which he plays Finding Nemo in a small window of the corner of his screen for me while my human works. I purr, and allow my human to pet me and call me pretty, and all is well with the world.