Today was a glorious day. I slew a dragon.
I’d been eyeing the shiny bastard from the moment I got here, but was biding my time. My first kill had to be perfect, and it had to intimidate my human.
Sloppy Scales — I don’t know what his real name was, but it doesn’t really matter — used to sit on top of my human’s notebook collection. It was an atrocious fire hazard. Sure, he’d been there long before I came along and I don’t think there were any fire incidents, but what if he had accidentally sneezed or farted? My human could have died! What’s worse, I wouldn’t have any notebooks to cuddle up to!
So I saved her notebooks from doom. It was quite a heroic feat. You may call me Dragonslayer.