Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun…wandering free, wish I could be part of that world.
This post is for you, my human.
I order you to discontinue this nonsense immediately. I do NOT look like a bunny.
My human is so self-centered. She ignores me when she works. I think it’s awfully rude of her. I jump into her lap to show her just how selfish she’s being.
Sometimes, she has the audacity to keep writing and typing and being selfish. It’s really one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.
Once in a while she does show some sign of intelligence, and it dawns on her that I’m much better than her work. So she drops everything and pays attention to me. I’m quite nice to her when she does that.
Le sigh. I wish she was this smart everyday.
Taking care of my human is such tiring work.
At our old apartment, my human didn’t let me see how she cleaned her clothes. I kinda just assumed that she licked them all, as any sane being is wont to do. But at this new place, I saw her put her clothes into a gigantic metal box.
(Why are boxes made of metal, anyway? That’s so stupid. Everything should be made of cardboard.
I love cardboard boxes.)
I have no idea how this metal box is supposed to clean her clothes. But I’ve put it under my “To Watch Closely Because is Probably Evil” list.