Ugh, Baths

Dear Fred,

My human is selfish, stupid, and irritating.  She thought that a water bath would make me clean.  As if my own saliva isn’t enough for me.   Humans know nothing about hygiene. I began licking off the water the moment she was finished with me, just to show her how it’s done.

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And then I ignored her for two hours.

My Human Shouldn’t Work


My human is so self-centered. She ignores me when she works.  I think it’s awfully rude of her. I jump into her lap to show her just how selfish she’s being.

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Sometimes, she has the audacity to keep writing and typing and being selfish.  It’s really one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.

Once in a while she does show some sign of intelligence, and it dawns on her that I’m much better than her work.  So she drops everything and pays attention to me.  I’m quite nice to her when she does that.

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Le sigh. I wish she was this smart everyday.

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