The New Kid on the Block

Fred, Fred, Fred.

It’s been a while.  But I’ve been busy.  I blame my human for this roller coaster of a few weeks.

You see, some time ago I saw her take out my basket.  I figured we were going to the vet, so I hid.  But she didn’t try to find me, and I got irritated. How could she ignore me?

So I sat in the basket in defiance.

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She took me out, picked up the empty the basket and left. I was shocked.

Then she had the audacity to return with this midget:

I hated him.  We hissed and yowled for days, and I even attacked my stupid human for bringing such an ugly little annoying creature into my territory!

But then I got bored of being angry.  I decided to watch him.  I kept staring at him. Stalking him.

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And soon found out that he was quite delicious to nibble on.

And also useful.  He figured out how to open the food cabinet.  Now, when I’m hungry, I make him get into the food cupboard while I stand guard. If my human comes towards the kitchen, I call out to him and we bolt!

It’s simply fabulous.  I have my own little minion now!  His name is Blade.

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